No I don’t have any free tickets to “So you think you can dance”

I am thrilled to report that I am now head web copywriter for the Ten Network’s hit TV show “So you think you can dance”. In reviewing my CV, Ten would have considered that my third placing in a disco dancing competition at the Dalrymple Hotel in Townsville would have helped me to understand exactly the kinds of pressures the performers are under. And, no, I don’t have any free tickets to the show.